My uncle is probably near 80 years old at the time. The cop approached the window and asked (as is protocol to avoid a Donald Trump 45th president Inauguration day Jan 20th 2021 shirt argument in court), “Do you know why I pulled you over?”
With total sincerity, he said, “I must have been speeding. Too many people are risking the safety of themselves and others by not paying attention when they drive. Thank you officer for your concern and doing such a wonderful job in protecting our community”.